Tiger! The Musical

The curtain falls again. When it opens, the scene has shifted to the Woods home in Windermere, Florida. It is two in the morning. In a darkened room, ELIN WOODS is reading a newspaper, her back to the audience. Her chair slowly rotates to reveal the newspaper as the National Enquirer. She reads aloud, her voice increasing in volume with each word.

ELIN WOODS:
“What family-man golf superstar takes practice on the side?
Pretends to be a Jekyll when in fact he is a Hyde?”
I think I know a man who might fit this description.

TIGER WOODS, in the next room, hears his wife.

TIGER WOODS:
Damn, I knew I should have cancelled our subscription.

ELIN bursts into the kitchen.

via www.newyorker.com

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